happy birthday woolly. come back kimmie, we all miss you very much.

"Billy Mays had his first taste of heaven; satan shitting on his face before orchestrating a shrediculous guitar solo. He proceeds to fuck Farah Faucet on the cheese it video, on a dragon flying through mountains of tittes. He lands on a black metal castle, and by this time he had shed his formal self and revealed a new skin of corpse paint. Stabbing, slashing, ripping her fibers apart, he mounts her head to the castle walls and expunges a large reproductive load through her skull and blows through the stone fortifications. Through the hole the buttrain of hitler fucking the KKK, fucking Charles Manson, fucking Michael Jackson, fucking Jesus Christ, fucking Carrot Top who was whipping a pile of niggers squirming about naked and spawning cotton. Through the pile came Samuel L Jackson bearing an RPG, and with lightning striking, he blows the clusterfuck to pieces. He shoots Satan through the breach in the walls and puts them all down one by one, walking away, munching a burger."